Dear Denizens of The Internet,

I know it seems as if I have ceased to exist lately, but fear not! I have not accidentally stumbled through a worm hole or disapperated myself to Mars. I have merely discovered that there is a place beyond the internet called 'the physical realm' and it has been throwing problems at me as if they are exploding barrels and I am a small Italian plumber.

After embarking upon various and sundry adventures, my problems are beginning to wrap up and I will be returning to you shortly, dearest internet. I will not be bearing tales of the physical realm back to you, however, as the pixels cannot be trusted with secrets. I am not saying that illegal activity occurred, but I have paid my dog a retainer for legal services, just in case.

Yours in shenanigans,
Jennifer