In the news today, not-at-all-famous writer Jennifer Recchio
was arrested for using focus enhancing software.
“I just could’t help it,” Jennifer was heard saying, “I’d
get on twitter and never write more than a sentence, so I downloaded the
software on a trial basis. Look, I knew it was cheating, but I never thought it
would go this far.”
Jennifer has been brought in for questioning by the Ethical
Writing Enforcement Agency. She is being charged with software abuse. The EWEA
are considering revoking her previous record of writing over 10k in a single day. They’ve
released the following statement:
Jennifer is one of many who suffers from focus problems in
our current internet age, but softwares like Focus Booster and Stay Focused are
not the answer. Remember that writers throughout the centuries have suffered
from distractions and made it through without any of these cheap solutions. Do
not give in because “everyone is doing it.” Stay strong, and just say no to
focus software.
The trial will be held once the jurors are done rewatching Veronica Mars and catching up on the
latest episodes of Vampire Diaries.
3 comments:
*applauds*
Congrats on that word count!
P.S. This is Misti, btw.
Thank you. *takes a bow*
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