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1.07.2014

Indie Life: WHEEE!



Sometimes indie life feels like wheeling about in a limitless field with your arms flung out, screaming WHEEE! at the top of your lungs. There are so many possibilities! You could do anything! You could write under a pen name! You could write under FIVE pen names! You could write short stories! You could write literary books about the love life of your printer! You could write entire tomes about a single day in the life of a character (wait, no, T.V. did that one)! You could write an entire series of interconnected short stories!

SO MANY THINGS YOU CAN DO.

As should be obvious by now, I'm having a bit of a choosing problem. I remember reading a study before that said you shouldn't put links to too many different places to buy your books because readers will get so overwhelmed by the choices that they won't buy at all.

This is sort of what happens with something as open as indie life. So many choices! So many ideas! All of them achievable! But not if you freeze and do none of them, which is what I tend to do without a clear plan.

And, since I am crawling out of a funk and setting myself up a new plan to get productive again, I will grace your eyeballs with a plan on how to make a plan.

First, don't panic about narrowing down your choices. You can still get to all those other cool things, eventually. Just keep telling yourself that. I will do those cool things later. First I will do these other cool things.

Second, admit some of the cool things are impossible. You don't really spare money and access to professional camera equipment, so maybe you can't really do that awesome thing where you make a book/t.v. show hybrid. If the cool, out of your reach thing is something you really want, then you might try making a series of achievable steps to get there and put it on a back burner for when you're ready. Remember, there is always time for more cool things. The field is limitless. Focus on what you can achieve right now.

Third, now that you have narrowed your field of cool things, decide on what exactly your focus is. What do you want to achieve RIGHT NOW? Make this specific. Do you want to build a more community atmosphere, with readers actively engaged in your stories? Do you want to gain more readers of a certain age group? Do you want to bump your sales by so much?

Fourth, pick the cool thing that advances this goal the most. Maybe a cool interactive short stories series where readers get to vote on options would increase engagement. Maybe what you need is a bigger book you can charge more for to increase revenue. Maybe a book with pictures and videos would attract younger readers. The possibilities are as endless as my inability to spell possibilities. WHEEE!

Fifth (what do you mean there's more? Aren't you DONE YET?) make a timeline. Map out the steps you'll need and when you want them done by. Find something to hold you accountable to this timeline if you need to. Maybe give it to a friend who will bother you about missing marks.

And last but not least, HAVE FUN. That's what running through the field is all about, after all! Feel that warm, possibility filled sun on your skin and say, yes, yes I can learn to spell possibility!

12.10.2013

Indie Life: Year End Wrap Up



It's December! Wow, is that crazy. I feel like time got confused at some point and is now moving at some strange, disjointed pace that only time understands.

Anyway, December seems like a great time to do a year end wrap up and see how far I've come this year! Yay, progress!

About a year ago I decided to self-publish. I wrote lots of posts about it, apparently. I discovered them when I went to check my archive to see if I could figure out when it was I decided to self-publish because past me did not mark a day on my calendar for it or anything. Damn it, past me. Don't you know I like to get strangely sentimental about things? (Dear past self: You will be reassured to know that I STILL LOVE CAPS LOCK AND EXCLAMATION MARKS!)

So last December I declared that I would self-publish Queen of Broken Hearts which I DID. I also said I would put it up in February, which I did not do. I published it in April, then King of Forgotten Clubs came out in September (after I said July...) Let's not connect the dots and find the pattern here, okay? Okay. (also, I put up two books under a pen name! But I guess those aren't relevant to this blog, so.) (Did I mention that we still use parentheses, past self?).

I also made a list last year about the reasons why I decided to self-publish. Let's see how they measured up to reality, shall we?

POINT ONE: My first reason was that I expected that self-publishing would make me more money than traditional publishing. Now, I can't say for sure because I haven't tried, but I estimate if I'd gone the traditional route I'd have made zero dollars by now because I'd still be querying. By going the self publishing route I've made $41.92. (I mean, until you deduct expenses and it turns negative. But let's all cover our eyes and pretend expenses don't exist, okay? ALL SMALL BUSINESS LOSE MONEY IN THE FIRST NINE MONTHS, OKAY?)

POINT TWO: I declared that the only opinions that mattered are the readers. And, yes, getting good reviews from people who have never met me has been pretty awesome. (I have two!) And, and, I got a fan email! That was fantastically epic and would not have happened otherwise.

POINT THREE: Getting to write whatever I want. Yeah, I should have realized that with my massive tendency to be distracted by shiny things this would lead to endless BUT I WANT TO WRITE ALL THE THINGS! Still, I definitely would not have been able to write a novella series with traditional publishing, so I WIN!

POINT FOUR: I can still pursue traditional publishing if I want. And at this stage? Eh. *shrug* Don't really want to.

Shockingly, I did meet the next part of the post and publish four books this year. Crazy. But I am not selling 125 copies of each one a month, so the math does not remotely work. Ah, youth.

But I think most importantly, self-publishing has given me a lot I never even expected. It's been fantastically fun. I have BOOKS. On the internet! And people can buy them! For people who know me, my writing went from being a theoretical thing I did when I wasn't around them to something they could point to and go, "oh, yeah, she writes books and they're right there."

Plus, covers are so much fun. I had fun working with a cover designer, and I'm having fun now working on my own covers. Yay, photoshop!

Also, I've met AWESOME people. I feel like I'm part of a community now of other people who are equally as crazy as me. When I think about it I just want to hug all the internet friends I've made and give them cookies. But I can't. Because we don't have a teleporter yet. So only my roommates can have the cookies (the hugs are all for my dog, because she can't have cookies).

I'm happy I decided to self-publish last year. And obviously by this time next year I'm going to be a millionaire, so I'd better get to work on that. Also, on inventing a teleporter. Because I think I made too many cookies.

And if there's anyone still reading this who is debating whether or not to self-publish, DO IT. It's super fun! All the cool kids are doing it! Think about how in a year you could be as awesome as I am! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO. You'll even get to write awesome indie life posts! Join us! Joooiiinnn uuusss!

12.08.2013

Not Dead Yet

Remember that time? When I updated my blog? Yeah, me neither.

Since last I posted I flailed at nanowrimo for a few weeks (17k! It's almost like 50k, right?) before accidentally taking a hiatus from writing. I've been blaming my lack of writing on being in the busy season at work and being stuck working Saturdays, of all things. But now I've managed to take all these days off, so I have no more excuses. I really need to get some writing done. *stares at blank document* Any minute now.

ANYWAY I do have a project I'm planning to launch soon I PINKY PROMISE. (And not like the time my mom took my phone and pinky promised to bring it back before I got off work then didn't. Not that I'm holding a grudge or anything.) The plan is to put it up on Wattpad one chapter at a time, that way I can stay far enough ahead of it. I'm thinking I'll start it in January so that I can take December to finish up a few things.

And maybe I'll make my New Years Resolution (Should that be capitalized? Is Years possessive? Oh well.) to update my blog weekly. And stop using parentheses.